Chocolate 101

As we head into my favourite public holiday, Easter, I have decided to share my chocolate rules so you too can be slim just like me....snigger. I live in hope that I will recieve lots of chocolate over the holidays or at least the kids do so I can share.

Chocolate eaten in the car has no calories, but you do need to hide the wrappers cause if your husband finds them the calories will reappear!

Chocolate eaten if nobody sees you has no calories.
Drinking diet coke after eating chocolate cancels out the calories.
All brown food has no calories...chippies, chocolate...and sometimes white food...white chocolate...
Having white chocolate in one hand and dark chocolate in the other is called a balanced diet.
Eating fruit and nut chocolate counts towards your 5 plus a day fruit intake.
As does eating chocolate coated strawberries.

If you eat a whole bar of chocolate then replace it before anybody finds out it cancels out the calories.
The chocolate fish you get with your coffee has no calories....or the Hot chocolate drink.

The chocolate buttons you use in cooking have no calories if eaten before they are cooked.

Easter eggs bought for the children and eaten have no calories....its called taste testing. ( You have to make sure you are buying quality chocolate for your kids!)

Hiding easter eggs up high where on you can find them is not cheating, its called sharing with your mother!
The chocolate dip on your icecream has no calories...its there to keep the icecream on!

Any chocolate you are given have no calories and actually takes off the calories they normally have!
Cadbury have the best chocolate in a bar but Roses are the best chocolates in a box Other chocolate brands are acceptable but have no calories either!

Heres hoping the Easter bunny is kind to us all and lets us indulge without the bulge this year!