Wordless Wednesday - Inspiring CVs

Eventually in the distant future.....as far in the future as I can put it off for I will need to update my CV and apply for real jobs. I'm hoping of around another 10 to 15 years but it depends on how long I can put Neil off for! LOL!
I remember interviewing an applicant for a job at Hedleys just because she had an amazing CV, she didn't get the job but it did get her an interview so the old CV is really important. I found these amazing cvs on line and could possibly get inspired for mine!

Mine would have to have the following abilities listed....
1 middle aged woman slighty mad from years of child rearing but is able to change nappies while cooking tea and telling husband where his clean shirt is .....can drive under stessfull conditions,and can wizz up a meal using 1 cup of peas, two potatoes and fish fingers. Is inventive, can make dress ups from crepe paper and can tell how a butterfly is made. Is able to make playdough, gloop and slime with out recipes and knows where to find the fastest snails for snail racing. Can survive on the smell of an oily rag hence the need for this job....I promise to buy clothes with out child rearing stains with my first pay check! Most jobs considered, but will prefer ones where you can catch up on sleep. Please call.......